karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

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chickensandwich:

blameaspartame:

a simple glass of grapefruit juice

chicks will want to SUCK that thing

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rabioheab:

i do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them will.i.am

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lanadelrevupthosefryers:

the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo

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weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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wildfurret:

“hey what are you doing?”

“wyoming.”

“isn’t that a state?”

“no it’s a verb.”

*continues to wyom*

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jordanorsomething:

CRYING

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freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

image

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ghostfishkrillah:

tumblr amazes me because i can log off for an hour and by the time i’ve come back i managed to miss an entire dashboard trend beginning, ending, and being overused to hell and back

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halloscream:

scareeps:

what r u supposed to do when someone hits on u

hit them back, it’s called self defense you lil dweeb, do u even lift?

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increasedappetite:

You all are so nice to me and I just really appreciate every single one of you

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ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

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  • Friend: You go to concerts on school nights?
  • Me: No it's more like I go to school on concert nights.
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