Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
4 words a girl doesn’t wanna hear
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs
Under cover warm and dry, singing songs and living life.
arriving at your funeral
2014 is already shit because I’ve been rick rolled more than a handful of times
i want every single high school musical song played at my wedding